Bajor Dwidder Flu Oudbreag *koff* #twitflu #ctwitzc

Bajor Dwidder Flu Oudbreag *koff* #twitflu #ctwitzc

Sources report a MAJOR grammar- and spelling-resistant strain of Twitter flu spreading at this hour, particularly in the NE and SW USA.

DIAGNOSIS OF THE TWITZEASE

The Center for Twitzease Control has released the following statement:

“Doze infegted wid the Dwidder Flu wride as tho they had a bonstrous head code sniff koff. To be the bona fide Dwidder Flu bessages bust condain the word “sniff” or “koff” ad leazd odce in each dweed.

The signadure ha ha hatchoo! eggsguse me hashdag of the dwidder flue is #twitflu

All Twidzeases use the hashdag #ctwitzc”

Stay tuned for farther infirmation.

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