Dangerously Yummy Twitzease #baconitis Sniffed Out...

“What’s that incredible smell? Omigod that smells good!” said a spokesperson from the Center for Twitzease Control early this morning. The normally reserved scientist was reacting to laboratory tests that have identified an addictive new Twitzease capable of adding bacon to nearly any written exchange: #baconitis. Symptoms: All nouns in a Tweet or Retweet are replaced with the five-letter word “bacon” Retweet Tag: TZT Hashtags: #baconitis #ctwitzc Example: @carlsaganquoted “Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.” TZT  “Bacon is a bacon of bacon much more than bacon is a bacon of bacon.” #baconitis...

Eau, neu! #mstranslate Spawns Linguistique Confusione...

The Center for Twitzease Control announced late this afternoon that a particularly illegible, dense and, to quote a spokesperson “mind-bending” strain of the #mstranslate Twitzease has appeared between Tierra del Fuego and Timbuktoo. Symptoms: Tweets are retweeted and mis-translated into garbled versions of various languages Retweet Tag: TZT Hashtags: #mstranslate #ctwitzc Example: Si deseas estar informado a todo momento sobre el #RealMadrid,  esta es la cuenta a seguir. TZT Yes, these are informed toads, sober for the moment, in the Real city of Madrid, if you don’t count the sugar. #mstranslate #ctwitzc...