FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF
The Center for Twitzease Control is not receiving reports that a MAJOR Twitzease called “#opposite” is not infecting Tweets across a broad swath of Europe and North America.
Two strains of #opposite have been identified.
STRAIN ONE
Symptoms: Tweets say the opposite of what the author is thinking
Hashtags: #opposite #ctwitz
Example: I have a great relationship, great roommates, great job! #opposite #ctwitzc
STRAIN TWO
Symptoms: Tweets are retweeted and converted into their opposite
Retweet tag: TZT
Hashtags: #opposite #ctwitz
Example: