Major, Contrarian #opposite Twitzease Strikes

Major, Contrarian #opposite Twitzease Strikes

FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF
The Center for Twitzease Control is not receiving reports that a MAJOR Twitzease called “#opposite” is not infecting Tweets across a broad swath of Europe and North America.

Two strains of #opposite have been identified.

STRAIN ONE
Symptoms: Tweets say the opposite of what the author is thinking
Hashtags: #opposite #ctwitz
Example: I have a great relationship, great roommates, great job! #opposite #ctwitzc

STRAIN TWO
Symptoms: Tweets are retweeted and converted into their opposite
Retweet tag: TZT
Hashtags: #opposite #ctwitz
Example:

  • @ryanseacrest:  Cannot wait for faturday to start
  • TZT @ryanseacreast Can wait for faturday to start #opposite #cwitzc

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