F.A.I.L., a netprov — #fail12 Hashtag Archive Saturday Dec 1, 11:49am EDT

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@dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions Back salary, Dan? For you there’s a big pile of public flogging waiting. Chk yr stats! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Laney Jones ‏@LaneyJones7

Got a lot of stuff done for Monday. Silver lining to waking up early? #suuuperrrthinlining #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualants @Lisas_lions Hey, if there’s real denero going down, isn’t there a pile of back salary for us three? #fail12 #twitterfiction

@izzyjameson12 OK, OK, I hear ya. I’m not the greatest presenter. But I’m open to ideas, honestly. How do I take Dataminers back? #fail12

@rhettmcgillyc Rhett, I’m not asking. I’m telling. It’ll only take 15min. That means you’ll be earning $800/hr. Tell me when done. #fail12

@bettybetch1 Can you swing by Portentio Donuts on your way in this am and get 4 doz Maple Bacon Glaze for everyone? #pettycash Tks! #fail12

@Consualtants tempting…but its so interesting. Anyway sleep beckons…my hours are inhuman. #twitterfiction #fail12

@hk123112 Just wait until fiscal year 13-14; bonuses then should be stupendous. A rising tide swamps all boats! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@anniewalk3r Holiday party this year is a mixer where you get to meet the remaining @dans_dataminers people. I hope. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@rhettmcgillyc Rhett, good morning. $200 cash bonus if you’ll kindly head back to the office and shred what you found in trash, OK? #fail12

@mike_ikes_22 Thanks so much for contacting me. With your good people skills: think you can deliver bad news to people gently? #fail12

@elachkarkarim What kind of price are you asking on your @Consualtants positions? I could be VERY interested. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@crunchycommie Good question. See if you can take a poll of @Consualtants employees and see how happy they are #fail12 #twitterfiction

@tiarranicolette Well . . . today’s kind of a fight for our survival. Plus you have next Friday off. Turn up the music loud! #fail12

@johnloc83021513 I was up til 4.30am working on something BIG for the Lions, John! #fail12

Heading home after a long night cleaning up @Consualtants…interesting stuff in the trash tonight. #twitterfiction #fail12

RT @tiarranicolette: Love working for @Lisas_lions! Win! Win! Win! #fail12 #twitterfiction [So great to wake up to this today! -Lisa]

Honestly, @Lisas_lions…I can’t believe you’re making us work on a SATURDAY. #itstheweekend #fail12 #twitterfiction

Lisas_Lions NET VALUE DROPPED 61 TODAY: employee lawsuit prep draining budgets #FAIL12 #twitterfiction

Interns should NOT have to get up this early. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Loving my coffee with vanilla creamer that work ran out of yesterday! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Woke up and started getting ready for work, then realized what day it was. It’s Saturday, uh duh. Workaholic much? #fail12 #twitterfiction

How am I awake right now?? Weekends are for sleeping in. I blame work. #fail12 #twitterfiction

damn it feels good to be a gangsta. #twitter fiction #fail12

i can never sleep. Get a lot of work done at 4am though! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Watching the minutes pass by… Bachelorette season finale tonight. @bettybetch1 do you wanna join? #twitterfiction #fail12

@Lisas_Lions can we please institute casual fridays? You would love my flats. #twitterfiction #fail12 #casualfridays

@AliveandClive wow. That was you? You took away my only form of sustenance. SUSTENANCE!! #fail12 #twitterfiction

To do list: get Starbucks gold card, order mom’s christmas present, cyber monday shopping, update e-harmony prof pic #fail12 #twitterfiction

It was Defnitely abuse of Power (also who pulls over a Black Beemer lol #fail12 #twitterfiction

“No, Oficer, I ws just Cellebrating my bonus, what Whisky” #dui #oopsi #fail12 #twitterfiction

P.S. decided to color my hair lighter, thoughts? #twitterfiction #fail12

Real talk: I might have a thing for hobbits #fail12

Such a crazy day at work, late night out to unwind #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants when is the company holiday party again? It’s not going to be postponed bc of this takeover, right? #fail12 #twitterfiction

Going to bed, have to get up early for work. These voices just won’t stop maybe I’ll call my doctor later this week #twitterfiction #fail12

Are we doing Secret Santa again this year at the Christmas party? #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Lisas_Lions is this office ever going to get a juicer? This carrot isn’t going to juice itself. #twitterfail #fail12

Google contact number. google not searching. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Ugly christmas sweaters and holiday punch. Can’t wait for @Lisas_Lions Christmas party 2012. #twitterfail #fail12 #christmasofficeparties

@Consualtants Yes…fantasy. Right. They said the revolution wouldn’t be televised. They never said anything about tweets #fail12

@HK123112 o no who invited the row! Run for your lives! #fail12 yawl must be #interns! #twitterfiction

@rhettmcgillyc Don’t tempt me or I’ll have to rain down hard w some Fantasy Union Busting! #fail12 #twitterfiction http://robwit.nt/fail

@Jack_Pollan yeah doesn’t it suck. Step it up and pray to God that we don’t lose our jobs. #pray #fail12 #twitterfiction

Yo! Eggs! You better get som e Twitter profile pics or els Coach’ll be pizzed! LOL #fail12

@dans_dataminers er, yeah — was there something else in the End-User Agreement I missed?! *gulp* #fail12 #twitterfiction

Friday traffic, overwork, and rain, perfect way to start my weekend while anticipating the possibility of loosing my paycheck #fail12

Uh @Lisa_Lions you seem to not only have employees, you have some sort of militia after you??!! #fail12 #twitterfiction

I spend at least two hours of work each day on Etsy–searching for the perfect giraffe apron. Yet it still eludes me. #twitterfail #fail12

@ElachkarKarim Hold your shit soldier! @RhettMcGillyC is takin’ point outside the FOB, git yer zippos ready ladies. #fail12

Ever since I started working for @Lisas_Lions , I’ve been super into leopard prints. Coincidence, I think not. #bigcats #twitterfail #fail12

Once upon a time, I’d thought I’d be a poet. Now I’m an accountant and sometimes the numbers rhyme in my head. #twitterfail #fail12

I want 2 make a confession. I stole @SkylerWhite15 ‘s bagel. It was an “everything” bagel and it made my tongue sing. #twitterfail #fail12

@elachkarkarim Wow, wouldn’t that be the turnaround of all turnarounds, if we could buy out the @consualtants! Not likely #fail12

@Consualtants Willing to sell my Consualtants position to anyone who can give me a good deal? @Dans_dataminers. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Just called my buddy at work and he doesn’t believe that I’ve been hearing voices #twitterfiction #fail12

Day 1, 21:54 HVTs eliminated. RT: Lisas_lions SUFFERS TRAGIC WINDFARM DISASTER SHORTLY AFTER THIS PHOTO WAS SNAPPED. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Why am I still at work? I need some sleep…#fail12 #twitterfiction

Lisas_lions SUFFERS TRAGIC WINDFARM DISASTER SHORTLY AFTER THIS PHOTO WAS SNAPPED. #fail12 #twitterfiction pic.twitter.com/ncttSGh8

@Consualtants I’m a great people person. @Dans_dataminers never saw my true potential. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Rawrrrrr! Let’s go lions!!! “@Lisas_lions: Dear Lisa’s Lions Employees: Nice to meet you! You are awesome! We can win this thing. #fail12”

Omg just ran into some ppl from @dans_dataminers … Awkward … #fail12 #Twitter fiction

Day 1, 21:06. Night. Boss came around, asking if I had her “package.” Need to get a grip. Need smokes. We assault at dawn. #fail12

@RandyVanVogler Cool it buddy. Wait until the moment is right. We need to organize #twitterfiction #fail12

My computer was really slow today. Has anyone else installed Bonzai Buddy? It’s suposed to help???? #Fail12 #Twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Sarah50743130 Oh that’s classy, intimidating the people that make your money. Plutocrat. #twitterfiction #fail12

Stay positive @FranzLoblow remember what Joni Mitchell said “Sorrow is so easy to express and yet so hard to tell.” #Fail12 #twitterfiction

Please folks, just READ the emails. Am I your Cha Cha? #fail12 #twitterfiction

I’m thinking we’ll probably be better off in Consuela’s hands, really. But I put it to you. What do you think, Dataminers? #fail12

ITS THE WEEKEND, time to forget about this mess and PARTY. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants Why why why? $ spent on the takeover means less for us. It was almost time for promotions…#fail12 #twitterfiction

Counting the minutes till this all goes down…. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Honestly, I thought this was a game. I am just as duped as you are/were. #fail12

Lions: We’re the tortoise compared to the rabbit. Bet on the tortoise! With the heart of a Lion! Roar tortoises for victory! #fail12

@Mike_Ikes_22 Upon acquisition of Dan’s Dataminers a full inventory will be made. The red staplers all better be in our possession. #fail12

I guess I should say thanks for all your (what I’m assuming has been) hard work. #fail12

Go lions! MT @Lisas_lions Lions: We’re the long shot in this game, but the smart money is on us! At least the nice money. #fail12

@Sarah50743130 Squeaky wheels may get the grease in some organizations, but in mine they get escorted to the door. #fail12

Lions: We’re the long shot in this game (game of, of well, of life I guess) but the smart money is on us! At least the nice money. #fail12

Hey, Dan’s Dataminers folks! Sorry I’ve been such a crummy CEO. I’ve been kind of phoning it in since my whole exgirlfriend thing. #fail12

@Consualtants this sounds good, but apparently there’s talk of layoffs. How will the market provide for us then? #fail12 #twitterfiction

@SkpperPratt As far as I know Consualtants are not a stakeholder of Twinkies, but I believe @Lisas_lions are. #fail12

Lions: We need to stay focused on our success vision, and we definitely will deal with that odor in the bathroom, @SkylerWhite15 #fail12

Phew! Worked ALL day so I could RAGE this weekend. Thank you #corporatelife #fail12 #twitterfiction

Now I’m waiting to hear about my job…can’t afford this, still wondering how to pay for last month’s car accident…#twitterfiction #fail12

What’s all this talk about an acquisition? Ugh…#fail12 #twitterfiction

As an incentive for the rest of you Consualtants, I’m giving @ArloPub a $50k bonus for his work on the ad (tho the ad’s not perfect) #fail12

Lions: As @ManuelaCDomingu states, this is a time of grieving. I’ve hired grief and general-weirdness counselors for next Tuesday. #fail12

@ArloPub I admire your zeal, but threatening Dan’s employees, altho an interesting strategy, has low success percentage #fail12

This TV just keeps talking on and on about these new company take overs #twitterfiction #fail12

While the acquisition may cause some short-term inconveniences (Dan’s Dataminers staff) the market will provide in the long run. #fail12

Lions: I’m going to drive over this evening and make sure the Keurig has coffee packets. Thanks @BetyBetch1 for the headsup. #fail12

Traffic, office drama, and good food….= exhaustion, exhaustion, and food coma. #goodnighttwitter #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions My offer to Dan, both offers, are still in effect. We will expect an answer on Sunday. #fail12

Just got a call from the manager. Last min project due tomorrow. It’s going to be a long night…#fail12 #twitterfiction

You have me to thank for your good salaries and bonuses. Your trust in my leadership means we’ll stay on top. #fail12

Lions: I know this probably comes as a shock to all of you (it certainly has to me) Therefore hereby Friday 12/7 is a paid holiday. #fail12

@ManuelaCDomingu Yes, we should! My Venti and I would love to meet your little one!! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Dear Lisa’s Lions Employees: Nice to meet you! You are awesome! We can win this thing. #fail12

Now that we all know one another it’s my pleasure to continue to light a fire beneath your behinds so we can dominate the space. #fail12

Attention Consualtants Employees! I’m happy to have been informed about your existence. I hope it has been pleasant so far. #fail12

Woops! My PMs and AMs got switched! No wonder the office is locked up. #stupidity #fail12

About to deliver my wife the bad news. It’s okay, we’re only expecting triplets. Ivy-league bound triplets… #fail12 #twitterfiction

@crunchycommie @Dans_dataminers @ComradeCrunch Maybe a little too far? Thinking more along the lines of a lawsuit. Where’s legal at? #fail12

@JimboRee2 currently at the library bar looking up southwest flights on my phone #fail12 #twitterfiction

Wait…DID I HEAR CORRECTLY? What’s all this juicy office gossip? #officedrama #fail12 #twitterfiction

the coffee is aight tho. u tried sum yet? it tastes like rainforest @Sarah50743130 #twitterfiction #fail12

so much to invest, so little time… #fail12 #twitterfiction

should we invite the other coworkers? i think jana summers said she was into Gandalf. #fail12 #twitterfiction @GiNaSwaggu

@AliveandClive how did you know?? sorry clive, i’ll make it up to you! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@ManuelaCDomingu just got the email manuela, conference was moved to monday 10am room B4 #fail12 #twitterfiction

looks quiet. maybe put some post-punk on the intercom. television, gang of four. my own personal sound system #twitterfiction #fail12

wonder if new merger means i will have to clean up two office buildings for the price of one #twitterfiction #fail12

about to start another long night cleaning up the crap at the office #twitterfiction #fail12

happy hour celebration! glad to be a consualtant! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@secretaryjane You’re sweet, but next time u get me store-bought pie 4 my bday, at least make it Costco brand #fail12 #twitterfiction

finally home after major traffic, time to kick back and watch @vampirediaries omg @Damon_Elena *squeal* #fail12 #twitterfiction

@BettyBetch1 The coffee girl forgot cream + sugar again…can’t live this way. P.S.–love ur skirt 2day, u betch. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@LaneyJones7 not at the moment, but @Lisas_Lions will have new to-do lists for everyone on monday! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Looking like a Giants, Niners, and Consualtants kinda year! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@LaneyJones7, Heard you have a maltese, we should hang at PJ’s very soon! Introduce our babies to each other 😉 #fail12 #twitterfiction

Just woke up from a glorious nap! Oh shoot I’m still at work… #tootired #fail12 #twitterfiction

This can NOT be happening. Has anyone seen my keys? Has a silver keychain from Chicago. plz let me know If u find it #fail12 #twitterfiction

Too much for one day…this traffic has me in a 3 way tie between going straight to sleep, going to a bar, and going to Vegas. #fail12

@crunchycommie But seriously. Who else from @Dans_dataminers feels like it’s time 2 take back what’s ours?We worked 2 hard 4 this BS #fail12

@Dans_dataminers Wow. Way to command the troops. JK. Where did you go to Business school again? Barnum & Bailey’s? #Fail12 #twitterfiction

disgruntled employees! Raise your spoons and topple the bourgeois #fail12 #twitterfiction

@FranzLoblow gyaddangit i’m new this twitter crud! here we go #fail12 #twitterfiction

@JanaSummerz read my mind! but i didn’t want to hear all the bitchin if i did call out, nah mean? #fail12 #twitterfiction

I’m already hoarding all the red Swingline staplers. The future looks grim for @Dans_dataminers #fail12 #twitterfiction

Finally time to go home! #Productive day today. Time for #rushhour traffic…wish I could fly! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@BettyBetch1 Yeah I noticed Betty. And why do you think the vending machine is out of diet coke? #fail12 #twitterfiction

Latest in #FAIL12: The 3 fantasy companies have REAL employees & their gruntles have been dissed #twitterfiction http://robwit.net/fail 

Day1, 16:13. I’ve been in this damn fox hole for 2 hours. Concrete floor in the mail room was much easier than the mud in ‘nam. #fail12

Just got off work and about to go watch some TV, our new CEO is not the nicest lady around #twitterfiction #fail12

FML FML FML FML FML FML THIS IS THE WORST FRIDAY EVER!!!!! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Achievement of the day = found out who ate my strudel and got compensated double! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Taylor_Fitz Problem. I forgot to put your Powerpoint on a USB drive. Oops. #internproblems #fail12 #twitterfiction

Just got a new job as the executive officer of mail distribution! #twitterfiction #fail12

@Consualtants Did you Like my Ad??? I Know This Company will Be the New Goldman, I’m Just Hoping People will get “Hip” to It #fail12

Presentation in 20. Dub step pump up time. Who’s in? #fail12 #twitterfiction

Hey Dans_dataminers: what they said! I’ll get my head straight and get back to you! Stay happy! [reaching for old mgmt textbook] #fail12

All I hear is “blah blah blah” #fail12

No one in leadership is competent. Ugh #fail12

@Consualtants @Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions of course you’re running real companies! We’re real employees! #fail12

Not to be outdone, I, too will address my beloved employees in a few hrs once I figure out what the bleep to say. Don’t worry! #fail12

Dear Honored Employees of Consualtants. I will give a formal statement here to you all in a few hours. Stay tuned. Stay productive. #fail12

@gainesian Looks like #fail12 turned into a financial Ender’s Game.

what’s going on @Dans_dataminers?! I show up for work and people keep talking about some game, are we going under? #fail12 #twitterfiction

The vending machine is out of Diet Coke. I CAN’T. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Hey @Lisas_lions, you need to get someone to clean the office bathroom. It stinks up in here. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Dans_dataminers @Consualtants In a word: YIKES. This would explain all the extra tweets in the #fail12 feed, wouldn’t it? Hello out there?

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions It means, my handsome handsome man, that we thought it was a game but we are running real companies #fail12

Off in two hours. Looking forward to the weekend, but makes me wonder how many Fridays we have left… #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions no way. I’m outraged, I guess. that means . . . ? #fail12

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions They call it “Crowdsourced Executive Leadership Licensing.” They grabbed a slice of our brains. #fail12

God, I’m glad to decided to intern for @Lisas_lions instead of @Dans_dataminers. Talk about a #FAIL. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@secretaryjane, Buenas tardes, our PR conference location got changed, check my email ASAP. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions Read it! When we got a free FAIL league, we signed away the rights to our management expertise. #fail12

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions Oh, Dan you are such a dear dear boy! I’ll translate the legalese for you: We’re screwed. #fail12

Work on a rainy day? Hell no. I won’t go. Who else wishes they had called in sick? #fail12 @GiNaSwaggu

@Mogul_Mike22 I feel ya bro. Where’s the muscle milk when you need it? #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions F.A.I.L. contract seems like the usual blablabla legalese #fail12

What’s that? The sound of me crushing my presentation. That’s what’s up. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Dans_dataminers @Consualtants Bleep, guys! What did they always tell us? Read the fine print? Well, Read your F.A.I.L. contracts! #fail12

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions Wait! Check to see if you have any record of when we signed up for our F.A.I.L. league 5 yrs ago. #fail12

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions Something is definitely wrong, wrong, wrong. Just saw a Consualtants ad run on MSNBC!!! w/a pic of me! #fail12

@Dans_dataminers @Consualtants O bleep, guys! I just took delivery on a gross of Lisa’s Lions disc-golf discs!!!! What’s going on? #fail12

@Dans_dataminers Thanks for the heads up. I suppose I get to start looking for a new job now? #fail12 #twitterfiction

Been hearing over fox news the past couple hours about a real fugazi. Best to grab Betsy ‘n a shovel and ride it out #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions Package is legal documents on Dan’s Dataminers letterhead detailing Consuela’s buyout!! Sanity, hello? #fail12

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions And a delivery guy in a Dan’s Dataminers uniform just handed me a D’sD package. Did I take acid? #fail12

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions Genuinely SPOOKY! A delivery truck with a big “Dan’s Dataminers” logo just pulled up outside. #fail12

whatever its for, im just so glad 2 have a job. i made the right decision 2 give up my dreams & find a stable job #fail12 #twitterfiction

No 2:30 in the afternoon feeling for me today! Gotta love that #coffee #liquidenergy #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants What Does This Mean for our Acquisition?… Ready for some #Web2.0 Strategizing? #fail12 #talktomeconnie

@JimboRee2 HELLZ YES! my gollum impression is oscar worthy! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@laneyjones7 not yet. let’s go! need to get out of here asap… work sucks. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@skylerwhite15 not to be a creep but did you guys leave for in n out yet?? I’m starvedddd #fail12 #twitterfiction

Good Thing I am An Essential Employee, or Else I would be Worried About this Merger… But #Duh #fail12

In classic @Dans_dataminers fashion, he brings up “performance reviews” aka “reasons I could fire you”. #fail12 #twitterfiction

Did someone really just leave a half-eaten donut in the break room? #unhygienic #fail12 #twitterfiction

apparently i have a meeting w/ the boss at 2pm. hope its nothin bad. maybe its somethin good. possibly a promotion:/ #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants We Need to Get Dan’s Employees on Our Side for the Takeover… I Recommend Threats. #brainhurricane #fail12

it’s only been two hours at work, just need to make it to lunch #needaraise #twitterfiction #fail12

@secretaryjane OMG, you’re a lifesaver. Chopped salad, please. Minus the mix-ins and the dressing. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Lisas_lions the Keurig in the break room is out of K-cup packs… Sorry. No coffee today. #fail12 #twitterfiction

So like, why did I decide to intern here again? #fail12 #twitterfiction

I want to share a quote during these troubling times. “Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt…” <3 #fail12

This is so ridiculous! Am I the only one who feels this angry about @Dans_dataminers ? Tweet @ me! #fail12 #twitterfiction

about to phone in the order for lunch. what do y’all wanna eat? @bettybetch1 @SkylerWhite15 @Mogul_Mike22 #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions Kind of odd. I have a fake-tweeter too @ArloPub claiming to be MY employee. He got the right team! #fail12

@Lisas_lions, Having to cope with an unexpected loss of an anticipated pleasure is quite a difficult task. #fail12 #twitterfiction

I need a vacation not termination. #fail12

@KnowPresent I don’t know who you are but that’s not bad advice. Do you play a version of the FAIL game too? I DO need help LOL #fail12

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions Very funny, fake @GeorginaSteves fake Mike_Ikes_22 pretending to be my employees! “Bring me coffee now!” #fail12

pretty happy with my decision to wear rainboots today #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions Feeling plenty weird after last night, you two, but NO it’s not me fake-tweeting in our #fail12 hashtag

On my break and I just had some dope ass coffee. mmmm. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions Is THIS Some Kind of Joke? Employees Don’t Like being Ignored… Esp When theyre As Valuable as This #Stud. #fail12

@Lisas_lions @Consualtants So are we three all cool for the next couple of days? I need a chance to mull over Connie’s odd offers #fail12

@Consualtants I know, right, Connie? Suddenly fake tweeters in our #fail12 tag. It’s Gotta be a Dan-style joke. Sorry I got testy before.

It’s okay @Lisas_lions, you’ve got it! Your inner portfolio truly does shine! #fail12 #twitterfiction

we shouldn’t have work on rainy days…just sayn #fail12 #twitterfiction

Will I lose everything I worked so hard for? The only person I blame right now is you @Dans_dataminers. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Dans_dataminers Give Up Now. What’s Data, but Zeroes and 1s. You’re Zero, and We’re #1! #thatsright #gotmycoffee #fail12

@Dans_dataminers I suggest leveraging your core competency in quantitative analysis to do some high frequency trading. #fail12

A Little Late to Work, but I know @consualtants Won’t Mind– We’re Going to Crush the Opposition Anyways! #winning #fail12

Who’s blasting Justin Bieber down the hall? Please. Stop. Is it you @bettybetch1? #fail12 #twitterfiction

ughhhhhh i want this day to end. so tired. just wanna go home already. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Lisas_lions this roller coaster of ups and downs is cRaZy. Good thing the lions always prevail! #fail12 #twitterfiction

I can’t believe what is happening to my job… my life! What is going on @Dans_dataminers?! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Up Side: maybe we can steal office supplies in the mess of getting bought out. No such thing as too many post-its… #fail12 #twitterfiction

Just got called into the boss’s office. It’s about time @Dans_dataminers noticed all my hard work. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@DreDancer1 Amen. The rain isn’t making it any easier…I’m def going to need a drink by 5 #Fail12 #twitterfiction

so hard to wake up this morning, off to the last day of work, anyone down to go out after?! #Fail12 #twitterfiction

Fantasy Automated Investors League (#fail12) enters 3rd day #twitterfiction festival. Time for twists! http://robwit.net/fail 

@markcmarino are you part of this “game” @consualtants has played on behalf of myself and my fellow employees!? #fail12 #twitterfiction

It’s Friday! You’re now cordially invited to play along with Mark Marino’s & my new netprov: F.A.I.L. #fail12 http://robwit.net/fail/?page_id=24 …

@lisas_lions Look who’s tweeting, novia! At least I’m checking up on my profits! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@consualtants Don’t you ever sleep? Jeez-Louise! No wonder you’re on the market for a companion. #twitterfiction #fail12

@Lisa_Lions 24-hour global market’s a betch, chica! Pero if the coffees too strong, get off the pot! #fail12 #twitterfiction

FAIL is cruel! You wake up in the middle of the night, glance at iPhone and bam! 63 points gone! #fail12 #twitterfiction

Ay, markets, what’s with the 68 point drop?! You know I don’t believe in Karma! #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Dans_dataminers Dan we have to talk! Twee me! Did you read what I twee’d this afternoon? #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions 3) I’m hoping I haven’t lost 2 really good friends today.  Seacrest out. Bye for now. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Consualtants @Lisas_lions 1) I’m taking this whole weirdness under advisement for a 3 day Cooling Off period. #fail12 #twitterfiction

@Lisas_lions @Consualtants What are we in 3rd grade?? Seriously! Is someone going to start throwing bark chips? #fail12 #twitterfiction%3