Posts by rob_wittig

2m Consuela of fail12 ‏@Consualtants @dans_dataminers @Lisas_lions Back salary, Dan? For you there’s a big pile of public flogging waiting. Chk yr stats! #fail12 #twitterfiction Laney Jones ‏@LaneyJones7 Got a lot of stuff done for Monday. Silver lining to waking up early? #suuuperrrthinlining #fail12 #twitterfiction Expand 7m Dan of FAIL12 ‏@Dans_dataminers @Consualants @Lisas_lions Hey, if there’s real denero going down, isn’t there a pile of back salary for us three? #fail12 #twitterfiction Expand 10m Dan of FAIL12 ‏@Dans_dataminers @izzyjameson12 OK, OK, I hear ya. I’m not the greatest presenter. But I’m open to ideas, honestly. How do I take Dataminers back? #fail12 ...

Live, now! til Dec 2nd. Here’s the basic idea: Dan, Lisa and Consuela are busy, single salesfolk who keep their college friendship alive by Tweeting about their Fantasy League. Except that rather than playing Fantasy Sports, they are die-hard members of the Fantasy Automated Investors League (F.A.I.L.) in which they wheel, deal, joke and trashtalk about Fantasy Businesses the way others do about Fantasy Football teams. As they banter in Twitter, we learn that (in real life) Consuela is being promoted to stardom, Lisa dreams of marriage and kids (perhaps with Dan), and Dan’s career is in the toilet. This week, however, two crises are going to shake the tight trio. Synopsis (Spoiler Alert! Read No Further if You Are Following The Story Live) First,...