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Consuela’s Consualtants

Current Share Value: 942.16

Starting strong in 2007 and continuing strong, Consuela’s Consultants seem to be able to read the mind of the market and avoid the worst pitfalls of the Great Recession. With ex-HP CEO Carly Fiorino at the head of the table, the Consualtants are making a great play for total F.A.I.L. League domination in 2012.

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Dan’s Dataminers

NOW A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF CONSUALTANTS

Citing such lame excuses as “work” and “a life” Dan’s mediocre start in the F.A.I.L. League has been parlayed into unmitigated disaster throughout 21011-2012. Despite tons of advice from Consuela, Dan seems to have an knack for wounded companies (Dan says “ha ha, very funny connie!”).

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Lisa’s Lions

Current Share Value: 390.66

Gaining ground year by year Lisa’s management (and life) philosophy is “slow and steady.” (Lisa says: “Nice try, Consuela!”). The Lions are definitely worth keeping an eye on into 2013-14. Lisa’s insistence on socially responsible companies, even in a fantasy league, is both laudable and ludicrous.

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