Dan’s Dataminers

NOW A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF CONSUALTANTS

Citing such lame excuses as “work” and “a life” Dan’s mediocre start in the F.A.I.L. League has been parlayed into unmitigated disaster throughout 21011-2012. Despite tons of advice from Consuela, Dan seems to have an knack for wounded companies (Dan says “ha ha, very funny connie!”).

CEO: Steve Jobs, yes the Dead Steve Jobs

(Dan’s former CEO was Brian Dunn of Best Buy until he resigned in April ‘12)

KEY STOCKS: Cisco NASDAQ: CSCO; McDonalds NYSE: MCD; Hewlitt Packard NYSE: HPQ