Going back through my sketchbooks from the last year — this amazing year for netprov with F.A.I.L. (Fantasy Automated Investors League), OccupyMLA, Temporary Spencer Pratt, Center for Twitzease Control and more! — I found this proud,, scribbled nomination for a Netprov Mission Statement that made me do a laughing-coffee-spit-take*. Herewith the Netprov Mission Statement:
On your deathbed you’ll say: “Well . . . at least I did netprov.”
* A spit-take is a comedic technique in which someone spits a beverage out of their mouth when they react to a statement. We proudly cite Wikipedia.