------------------------- ----- > ------------------------------------------- windshield & road ------------------- "Damn it!
We must have missed it!"
We're already at the next town!"



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"Turn around, then.
The map says Hamburg, Illinois is right here."



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  -------------------- "You were supposed to be looking."





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"You were supposed to be looking."





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"Shut up."

"No, you shut up."

"No, you shut up."

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"CUT IT OUT back there!"

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"We can't have driven through it.
We saw no 'Main Street'!



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"We saw no 'Lincoln Street.'
No public swimming pool, no 4th of July gazebo,
no bar with broken Budweiser sign.
None of the things that All Illinois Towns Must Have."



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"When we get to the cross
of this road and county road NN
that's Hamburg."



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"Look for NN!"



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"You look for NN!"



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"I just said that!"



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"Dut dut dut! CUT IT OUT!"



---------------------------------------------------- from - the - back - seat - grumbling ------------------
"Train! Train! Cool-O-sweet!"



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"Lemme pull up alongside the engine!
We'll catch him!"
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"Now Dierk, Dierk!
Put your hand up like this and pull down!
Do it! Do it!
Let the engineer see you!"



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   --------------------------------------------------- having - Dierk's - signal - seen - the - train - its - whistle - blows ---------------------- "Möööööööööööp!"



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"Hee hee hee hee hee!"



----------------------------------- rare - wonderous - actual - "hee - hee" - Dierk - laugh -------------------------------------------
"Aha! Intersection ahead!
County road NN!"



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"Hee heeee hee hee hee!"



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"Shit.
Here we are."



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"Hee hee hee hee!"



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"Shit.

This is 'it', I guess.
Let's get out and 'explore' ."



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"Lady and gentlemen, I give you . . . Hamburg, Illinois!"
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  --------------------------------------------   ------- "It's so weird! Every German city
has some kind of downtown.
A church or something."



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  --------------------------- "It's 'a different kind of city'. "



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"Hee heee hee!"



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  ----------------------------- "One house."



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"One flag."



-------------------------------------------------------- of - Hamburg - Illinois - sole - resident - one - plastic - deer 
  -----------------------------------------------------   ------ "Hee hee heeeeee!
Der fabled lost city!
El Dorado."



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